Beyond the Sea

AHHHHHH It’s been too long. :) I’m so happy...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 14:43:01 -0700

AHHHHHH It’s been too long. :) I’m so happy there’s an album coming out in September. You go Jack Johnson.

aheartfullofjoy: Incredibly, incredibly beautiful :) Anything...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 00:46:58 -0700

aheartfullofjoy:

Incredibly, incredibly beautiful :)

Anything by Imagine Dragons = <3

So Robert Downey Jr. is filming near me and stopped to sign stuff and..

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 14:06:18 -0700

Me: (Holds out dollar bill and pen)
Robert Downey Jr: Are you asking me to deface government property?
Me:
Me:
Me: Yes.
RDJ: Gimmee.

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Fri, 07 Jun 2013 00:50:27 -0700

luckyshirt: youmightfindyourself: What happens when you pay...

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 00:43:10 -0700

luckyshirt:

youmightfindyourself:

What happens when you pay two monkeys unequally?

This has always been one of my favorite studies, despite how sorry I feel for the cucumber monkey in every study I’ve watched.

But the thinness of the line between “this cucumber is good” and “FUCK THIS SHIT” is most evident when, as is the case here, it is crossed after the first instance of perceived unfairness.

For added awesomeness: watch it again, and focus on the “GLORY HALLELUJAH” body language of the grape monkey.

inamorated: stevenstevestove: the last 3 lol! This was by far...

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 00:38:37 -0700

inamorated:

stevenstevestove:

the last 3 lol!

This was by far the best trending hashtag in Twitter history.

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larryamour: One Directions most commonly sung...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 17:08:56 -0700

larryamour:

One Directions most commonly sung word.

Alternately titled: “Yeah”

adventures: 6/1 - when a hamburger can't take any more torture and hurls itself through the grill into the coals

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 18:49:07 -0700

adventures: 6/1 - when a hamburger can't take any more torture and hurls itself through the grill into the coals:

whatsgood-summer:

“Tell us what went into them. We know you know.”

The air was hot and muggy against Patty’s cool surface, especially since he had just been removed from the freezer. Beads of perspiration formed on his underside.

“Tell us now!” repeated the Portobellos.

“Never! You’ll never know,” he shouted…

Ok fuck. I told myself I would try and start an actual blog full...

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:10:00 -0700

Ok fuck. I told myself I would try and start an actual blog full of actual writing and entries about my life, but I guess that never really happened. Also I’m pretty sure I still don’t know how to blog correctly because Tumblr still confuses the shit out of me…

Anyway here’s my attempt at having some artsy self-portraiture at my house. I really do realize this is going to be a horrible idea for me….

paulyoptosaurus: msjewbooty: paulyoptosaurus: petition to remove the ‘d’ from...

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:07:13 -0700

paulyoptosaurus:

msjewbooty:

paulyoptosaurus:

petition to remove the ‘d’ from wednesday

wednesay

not what i had in mind but im flexible

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"Sometimes we can choose the paths we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we..."

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:19:54 -0700

“Sometimes we can choose the paths we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all.”

- Neil Gaiman (via kari-shma)

Emma Watson for Tatler Magazine (2007)

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:19:36 -0700

Emma Watson for Tatler Magazine (2007)

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“Books are the perfect entertainment: no commercials, no...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:18:25 -0700

“Books are the perfect entertainment: no commercials, no batteries, hours of enjoyment for each dollar spent. What I wonder is why everybody doesn’t carry a book around for those inevitable dead spots in life.”

-Stephen King